pretend this is a dominatrix ad

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD

HOT, SOFT, STUPID, SENSUAL, SEDUCTIVE, MESSY, BARBED WIRE, TENDER HUNGER, ABLE TO MAKE EVERY DESIRE IN YOU COME TRUE.

TRIX AND TREATS GALORE, SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE, WALK STRAIGHT INTO MY TRIP WIRE WITH A GRIN ON YOUR FACE,

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD.

I’LL KEEP YOUR SECRETS PROFESSIONALLY.

CONFIDENTIAL, PRIVATE, HIGH PRIORITY INTIMACY.

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD: A WORLD OF HUNGERING FOR DESIRE IN SHAPES YOU WERE NEVER TAUGHT TO ASK FOR THEM IN.

PREMIUM EXPERIENCES OF KISSING CLAWS AND KEEPING YOUR LAVENDER SCENTED SHAME UNDER MY PILLOW LIKE A PRAYER TO THE UGLY AND REPRESSED CORNERS OF YOUR HEART.

SOPHISTICATED AND TRAINED IN PUSHING BUTTONS AND KISSING BRUISES.

EVER WANTED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOU (IN LEATHER) AND TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE WHEN YOU CRY? I’M YOUR GUY!

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD.

PRETEND I’M LATEX CLAD AS I HOLD YOUR HAND AND I TELL YOU THAT YOUR POTENTIAL FOR CORRUPTION GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES.

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD.

I’M EXPERIENCED IN OMNIPOTENCY AND GLITTERING PINK POTENTIAL, MASTERFUL IN GETTING DRUNK ON THE POWER YOU HAND ME ON YOUR KNEES, SEALED IN RIBBON JUST FOR ME (AWWW!).

I CAN DRESS UP IN DEVIL HORNS, IN YOUR BULLIES SCHOOL UNIFORM, IN THE SUIT YOUR GREEDY BOSS WEARS OR I CAN DRESS UP AS YOUR FATHER!

WHICHEVER NIGHTMARE YOU WANT TODAY DELIVERED ON A PLATE.

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD.

EVERYONE OFFERS SPANKING WITH ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES THESE DAYS AND I’M UNFORTUNATELY JUST A POET WITH AN INCLINATION TOWARDS ROMANTIC KINDS OF VIOLENCE SO HERE I AM SAYING

PRETEND THIS IS A DOMINATRIX AD.